禪之蛻變 二元洞見

口齒不清版

大概對話內容是:

蝙蝠:Why you wanna kill me?


小丑:I....Ah......do you mind saying one more time?

蝙蝠:Why you wanna kill me?

小丑:What..Um..

蝙蝠:Why you wanna kill me!!?


小丑:...嘖....

蝙蝠:I say why you wanna kill me!?

小丑:Oh....OK...ummm.......I know 'tis mean but...

I can't understand what you're saying

蝙蝠:(我聽不懂囧)

小丑:Still...still just XXX sounds..

蝙蝠:(一樣不懂 Tell me what you want?? )


小丑:Ok...Umm...We're always having some failed communication..

I...umm I'm not picking up ...words


蝙蝠:(不懂 給小丑一拳)

小丑:O.K!!Not gonna help!The hitting!


蝙蝠:(不懂)

小丑:Oh...I can't..I don't..know that was a question or a clear statement..

蝙蝠:(亂吼)

小丑:I'm not joking..I can't,I really can't understand anything that

you're saying.....nothing

蝙蝠: (汪汪汪)

小丑:Have you...have you been to a doctor lately because you may have

a severe case of throat cancer(咽喉癌 = =)

蝙蝠:(咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕) 再一拳後.........Tell me what you want!!!!!!!!!



小丑: There's nothing in English language sounds anything like that

蝙蝠:(汪汪汪~~~)

小丑: Are you speaking BA(???) 'cause that's what BA sounds like...(啪)

Oh God..

蝙蝠:(喵喵喵!!)

小丑:I'd really...I'd really like to answer the questions..just...

I don't know what they are!(啪)


蝙蝠:Tell me what you want!!

小丑:You are not speaking anything human..(後來一個字不懂)..

Am I crazy here?Ok,I know I'm crazy but I know I can't understand

anything you're saying~!So why don't...just..sound it loud! Come on, to..tou..

蝙蝠:(汪汪汪)

小丑:(不懂= =) 啪 do you know what that mean? phisical contact..

蝙蝠(汪汪汪!!!)

小丑:How do you even communicate with anybody?

蝙蝠:(汪汪汪again)

小丑:I can't..there's no words(美國人文法錯誤) coming out from his mouth..

Am I right? There's no..(啪) There...there's fists(拳頭) coming out..


蝙蝠:(汪汪汪第三發)

小丑:汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪!!! Did you see it what sounds like!!?? (啪)

蝙蝠:(汪汪汪!!!!)

小丑:Just tell me ...now or verbs..give me give me some more word or

write on a piece of paper..I don't...I can't understand what you're saying!!

(啪)